Couple of weeks to spare?

Apparently (via Metafilter) the average person spends 336 hours (or 20,160 minutes for those who kiss in smaller units than hours) of life sucking face. As to the origins of the practise,

The earliest and most repulsive possible origin of kissing is believed to be the practice of mothers chewing up food and pushing it into their babies' mouths with their tongues.

Nice thought :-o In related kiss-o-trivia,

Indiana has a law on the books that makes it illegal for a man with a moustache to "habitually kiss human beings." True, moustaches do suck, but at least Indiana lawmakers were nice enough to say nothing to prevent their mustachioed residents from making out with farm animals.

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