Essential French phrases

Gemma sent me these by email, not sure of the origin. Pretty funny.

* Je viens de londres. - I am from London
* Merci de me depanner - Thanks for your help
* Ou est la gare? - Where is the station?
* Qu'est-ce qui se passe? - What is happening?
* Ou sont les pompiers? - Where are the firemen?
* Avez-vous un extincteur? - Do you have a fire extinguisher?
* A quelle heure est le couvre-feu? - What time is the curfew?
* Pourquoi brulez vous ma voiture? - Why are you burning my car
* Avez-vous du feu pour allumer mon cocktail molotov? - Do you have a light for my petrol bomb?
* Les gentils Parisiens ne meritent pas ca. - The nice people of Paris dont deserve all this.

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